Full Metal Panic! Shoujo Version I

Are you disillusioned with every shoujo manga you read because 

they either

A- portray desperate love aka ‘nobody wants me but 

     EVERYBODY wants HIM’

B- pure love aka OMG I have cancer! And will die well 

     everybody dies

C- I’m sorry, but we are SIBLINGS!   

     Incestuous relationship is disgusting eww..

D- I’ll help you out with one condition-you MUST NEVER 

     fall in love with ME!  lol'ed

E- ALL OF THE ABOVE

Then welcome to my world. How about you change your titles

and move to this?

FULL METAL PANIC!

But OMG I hate mecha. I just wanna love story. Boy meets 

girl, falls in love, love obstacles, tears, heartbreak, humour, 

separation, destiny…

OMG dahlings… it has ALL that you state above, 

complete with the most romantic scenes one can 

ever imagine

Now, THE MECHA HATE. Why? It’s not like you H

AVE TO UNDERSTAND EVERY FRICKIN DETAIL. 

Just get the gist that this machine is very powerful and 

it beats that other machine and la di da di da it’s done.

I was EXACTLY like you when people tol me to watch 

FMP. But I shudder now to think if I had not taken that 

advice, what I’d missed!

OK, lemme give you the 

SHOUJO VERSION OF Full Metal Panic!

Kaname is colored with blue hair unlike in books, she has black

            Ok, there’s a girl named Kaname Chidori who 

goes to Jindai High. She seems like ay normal high school 

student, except, she’s gifted in subjects like physics and 

mathematics. She’s also a bijin to boot; with her long 

black tresses that reaches her slender waist and her

sweet smile. However, she is independent and perhaps 

too strong (opiniated) for some.

Notice Sousuke has an 'X' mark on his left cheek

            One day, a military freak transfers into her class, 

and this gorgeous boy, starts stalking her in class and 

at the gym. He even follows her home. His name is 

Sousuke Sagara. The problem is, he denies of following 

her. Now this boy is tip top condition but he’s so 

clueless in everything. He has no social skills and sees

nearly every situation in a military light. He assumes

  the worst in everything and is overly cautious. 

Kaname had to distract him by making him the person 

in charge of the garbage when they go for their field trip 

to Okinawa.

            During this trip, the plane was hijacked by 

terrorists and they took Kaname as hostage. Sousuke 

comes to her rescue and reveals that he is actually a

mercenary with an organization named Mithril, and he 

is assigned to protect The Whispereds, people who 

are endowed with abilities to manipulate 

The Black Technology, a technology so advanced it 

could only come from outerspace! Kaname is 

one of The Whispereds, and when she comes close

to the technology, she could hear ‘whispers’ telling 

her how to operate the technology. Sousuke is a 

part of the SRT-Special Response Team-which is 

a group of elite soldiers with the highest assault 

skills and capable of operating the Arm Slave, 

a huge mechanical robot (like Transformer, kapeesh?) 

Being a Japanese descent and of the same age with

Kaname made him chosen to protect Kaname.

Kaname had to hug him to make him understand that Kaname wants him to be alive too d'aww

Sousuke softens and the Pervy Kurtz announces that he could see everything lol

         After the escape from the plane, they 

(Sousuke and his partner+bestfriend, Kurz Weber) 

tried to save Kaname by sacrificing themselves as long a

s the mission is complete but Kaname wouldn’t 

allow it and ask Sousuke to think of a way so that 

ALL THREE of them would be saved. This indeed

baffles Sousuke because he sees everything in 

military light, and to him life and death are 

just normal consequences.

At the end of this story arc, Sousuke gets his hand 

on the Arbalest, an arm slave equipped with 

Black Technology and with Kaname’s instructions 

(her Whispered knowledge activates) manages to 

beat the enemy. Kanames recovers in the hospital, 

and finds out that Sousuke is still assigned to protect her

in Tokyo…

 And so school life resumes in Jindai High...but more chaotic

because apparently the military freak tests EVERYTHING by 

EXPLODING IT. The only way for Kaname to handle him is

to smack him into oblivion with her harisen (paper fan) lololol

TO BE CONTINUED…

FULLMETAL PANIC SHOUJO II 

THE. LO.VE. TRI.ANGLE

The Captain Is A Teenage Girl!