How To Write A CV

Really, he wrote an impressive CV that even alarmed the Ministry of Magic(or so they tell me, the Floo Network's not working properly these days, caused by the Muggles hogging in front of the fireplace watching people in Europe kicking a sphere to each other, by Merlin's beard!)

Taken from Paradigm Mall FB fiasco LOL

How to get Pawned by Your Teacher

LOL PAWNED!! XDDD

Curious

DRIVING IN THE CAR

ME            : daymn, I’m so curious where this road will lead to..

                    let’s go and check shall we?

STUDENT: Well teach, they say ‘Curiosity Killed The Cat’..

ME           : Then you’re lucky.. I’M NOT A CAT so obviously

                    we’re going LOL

STUDENT: hmmph (- -)

AFTER 20 MINUTES

ME           : It’s official then-we’re LOST.

                 Well at least nobody died HAHAHA :3

STUDENT: (_ _);

SHOCKING!! THE REAL REASON WHY SESERI LOST DEBATE

No, the lack of skills nor the degraded content that caused it. It's PURE ATTITUDE. If you've known them as well as I do, well, they are LOCO I hope this serves as example to those who think that skills, brains and beauty play a role in winning anything-It's NOT. It all bolls down to ATTITUDE For proof, look at what the girls have been doing, partying all night without any coherent reasons






Yeah, really MATURE there Irisyah..

CONCLUSION:

I just wanna CONGRATULATE THE ENGLISH DEBATE TEAM MEMBERS (They are the ones
in the pics above) FOR MAKING IT TO THE SEMI FINALS IN HKSBP 09 IN SSP. Though they lost to SMSAH, it's always the journey that matters. As this was the final debate event for Munirah
and Irisyah, I hope the sweet memories of it would last them long long time. As for Allysha, there's always next year :))

I end this post with a sweet picture of Munirah and Irisyah



P/S: you guys know that the first part of this post is a JOKE POST right? :XX YHBT